PM bashing
A little PM bashing going on here
One day a housework-challenged PM decided to wash his sweat-shirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to his wife,
"What setting do I use on the washing machine ?" "It depends," she replied. "What does it say on
your shirt?" He yelled back, " University of Oklahoma ."
And they say blondes are dumb...
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A PM and his wife are lying in bed. The PM says,
"I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world." His wife replies, "I'll miss you..."
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"It's just too hot to wear clothes today," a PM says as he stepped out of the shower, "honey, what
do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?" "Probably that I married you
for your money," she replied.
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Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive PM?
A: A rumor
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A PM and his wife, now in their 60's, were celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary.
On their special day a good fairy came to them and said that because they had been
so good that each one of them could have one wish. The wife wished for a trip around
the world with her husband.
Whoosh! Immediately she had airline/cruise tickets in her hands.
The PM wished for a female companion 30 years younger...
Whoosh...immediately he turned ninety!!!
Gotta love that fairy!
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Q: Why do little boys whine?
A: They are practicing to be PM's.
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Q: What do you call a handcuffed PM?
A: Trustworthy.
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Q: Why do PM whistle when they are sitting on the toilet?
A: It helps them remember which end they need to wipe.
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Q: How do you keep a PM from reading your e-mails?
A: Rename the e-mail folder "Instruction Manuals"
One day a housework-challenged PM decided to wash his sweat-shirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to his wife,
"What setting do I use on the washing machine ?" "It depends," she replied. "What does it say on
your shirt?" He yelled back, " University of Oklahoma ."
And they say blondes are dumb...
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A PM and his wife are lying in bed. The PM says,
"I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world." His wife replies, "I'll miss you..."
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"It's just too hot to wear clothes today," a PM says as he stepped out of the shower, "honey, what
do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?" "Probably that I married you
for your money," she replied.
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Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive PM?
A: A rumor
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A PM and his wife, now in their 60's, were celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary.
On their special day a good fairy came to them and said that because they had been
so good that each one of them could have one wish. The wife wished for a trip around
the world with her husband.
Whoosh! Immediately she had airline/cruise tickets in her hands.
The PM wished for a female companion 30 years younger...
Whoosh...immediately he turned ninety!!!
Gotta love that fairy!
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Q: Why do little boys whine?
A: They are practicing to be PM's.
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Q: What do you call a handcuffed PM?
A: Trustworthy.
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Q: Why do PM whistle when they are sitting on the toilet?
A: It helps them remember which end they need to wipe.
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Q: How do you keep a PM from reading your e-mails?
A: Rename the e-mail folder "Instruction Manuals"