A Duck walks into a bar

A Duck walks into a bar and asks "Got any Bread"

Barman says: "No."

Duck says: "Got any bread?"

Barman says: "No."

Duck says: "Got any bread?"

Barman says: "No, we have no bread."

Duck says: "Got any bread?"

Barman says: "No, we haven't got any f***ing bread."

Duck says: "Got any bread?"

Barman says: "No, are you deaf, we haven't got any f***ing bread, ask me again and I'll nail your f***ing beak to the bar you irritating bast**d bird!"

Duck says: "Got any nails?"

Barman says: "No."

Duck says: "Got any bread?