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PM jokes

One day a housework-challenged PM decided to wash his Sweatshirt.

Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to his wife,

"What setting do I use on the washing machine?"

"It depends," she replied."What does it say on your shirt?"

He yelled back, "I love New York."

And they say blondes are dumb...
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A PM and his wife are lying in bed.

The PM says, "I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world."

His wife replies, "I'll miss you..."
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"It's just too hot to wear clothes today,"

The PM says as he stepped out of the shower, "honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?"

"Probably that I married you for your money,"she replied.
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