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A Pm and his wife who are in their early 60s, were out celebrating their 35th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant.

Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table and said "For being such an exemplary married couple and for being faithful to each other for all this time, I will give you each a wish."

"Oo, I want to travel around the world with my dearest husband" said the wife. The fairy moved her magic stick and - abracadabra! - two tickets for the QE2 luxury liner appeared in her hands.

Now it was the PMs turn. He thought for a moment and said: "Well this is all very romantic - but an opportunity like this only occurs once in a lifetime...so.. I'm sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me".

The wife - and the fairy - were deeply disappointed, but a wish is a wish...

So the Fairy made a circle with her magic stick and - abracadabra! - the Pm became 92 years old.

You see... Men might be pigs.......... But fairies are......female
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