More Humour
Old trick- New Dog
An old PM, his wife and new initiate and his wife are traveling by
train to Wembley. At the station the new initiate and his wife each buy a
ticket and watch as the old pm and his wifebuy just one ticket. "How are the
two of you going to travel on only one ticket?" asks The new intiate,
astonished at what he is seeing. "Watch and learn," answers the old PM.
They all board the train. The new initiate and his wife take their respective seats
but the PM and his wife cram into a toilet together and close the door.
Shortly after the train has departed, the conductor comes around
collecting tickets. He knocks on the toilet door and says, "Ticket,
please." The door opens just a crack and a single arm emerges with a
ticket in hand... The conductor takes it and moves on.
The young couple see this happen and agree it was quite a clever idea, so
after the game they decide to try a similar plan on the return trip.
When they get to the station, they see the PM and his wife at the window
buying a single ticket for the return trip. To their astonishment, the
PM sees that the new initiate and wife don't buy any ticket at all. "Aren't you
taking a terrible chance by traveling without a ticket?" says the PM's wife
"Live and learn," answers the new initiate's wife.
When they board the train the new initiate and wife cram themselves into a toilet and the PM and wife cram into another toilet just down the way. Shortly after the train leaves the station, the new initiate. leaves their toilet and walks over to the PM's toilet, knocks on their door and says, "Ticket, please."
An old PM, his wife and new initiate and his wife are traveling by
train to Wembley. At the station the new initiate and his wife each buy a
ticket and watch as the old pm and his wifebuy just one ticket. "How are the
two of you going to travel on only one ticket?" asks The new intiate,
astonished at what he is seeing. "Watch and learn," answers the old PM.
They all board the train. The new initiate and his wife take their respective seats
but the PM and his wife cram into a toilet together and close the door.
Shortly after the train has departed, the conductor comes around
collecting tickets. He knocks on the toilet door and says, "Ticket,
please." The door opens just a crack and a single arm emerges with a
ticket in hand... The conductor takes it and moves on.
The young couple see this happen and agree it was quite a clever idea, so
after the game they decide to try a similar plan on the return trip.
When they get to the station, they see the PM and his wife at the window
buying a single ticket for the return trip. To their astonishment, the
PM sees that the new initiate and wife don't buy any ticket at all. "Aren't you
taking a terrible chance by traveling without a ticket?" says the PM's wife
"Live and learn," answers the new initiate's wife.
When they board the train the new initiate and wife cram themselves into a toilet and the PM and wife cram into another toilet just down the way. Shortly after the train leaves the station, the new initiate. leaves their toilet and walks over to the PM's toilet, knocks on their door and says, "Ticket, please."