More Humour

An elder PM and his wife were driving through Wales. At
Llanhyfryddawelllehynafolybaarcudprindanfygythiadtrienusyrhafnauole,
they stopped for lunch.

The PM asked the waitress, "Before we order, could you please settle
an argument for us? There is money riding on this. Would you please
pronounce where we are... very slowly?"

The blonde waitress leaned over and said "Burrr-gurrr-Kinngg..."

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An Irish PM, Australian PM and a Scouser PM are sitting in a pub.

They're staring at another man sitting on his own at a table in the
corner. He's so familiar, and not recognising him is driving them mad.

They stare and stare, until suddenly the Irishman twigs. "My God, it's
Jesus!"

Sure enough, it is Jesus, nursing a pint. Thrilled, they send him over
a pint of Guinness, a pint of 4X and a pint of bitter. Jesus accepts
the drinks, smiles over at the three men and drinks the pints slowly
one after the another.

After he's finished the drinks, Jesus approaches the trio. He reaches
for the hand of the Irishman and shakes it, thanking him for the
Guiness. When he lets go. the Irish Pm gives a cry of amazement: "My
God! The arthritis I've had for 30 years is gone. It's a miracle!"

Jesus then shakes the Aussie PM's hand, thanking him for the lager. As he
lets go, the man's eyes widen in shock. "Strewth mate, the bad back
I've had all my life is completely gone! It's a miracle."

Jesus then approaches the Scouser PM who says, "Back off mate, I'm on
disability benefit."